Jake: Hey Captain, whatcha thinking about?
Holt: Mostly about how Madeline Wuntch will destroy me because you wanted a helicopter to play action movie.
Jake: No, I needed a helicopter because I was chasing a bad guy because I'm a cop.
Holt: Really, it wasn't just to make this case "epic"?
Jake: This case is epic! You're just too wrapped up in the politics to see it. Sir, we're tracking a triple-murderer who stole 21 million dollars and all you can think about is Madeline Wuntch.


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Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 22: "The Chopper"
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She's the devil, and you don't dance with the devil because you get burned. Also, because in Madeline's case she has no rhythm, and her hands are like little rat claws.

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Holt: Why would you jump out of a helicopter with a knife in your mouth?
Jake: It's called a "chopper", and the knife is in my mouth because both of my hands are holding giant machine-guns.