Paris: (confronting Tristan about the fact that he showed up at the group meeting) What do you think you're doing?
Tristan: Uh, Professor Anderson forgot to include me when she made up the groups, so she told me to pick one.
Paris: Fine, you have four other acts to choose from. Take your pick.
Tristan: Yeah, well Summer's in Act 1, Beth and Jessica are in Act 2, Kate's in Act 3, and uh, Claire, Kathy, and Mary are in Act 4. So, this is the only one free of ex-girlfriends.
Paris: So we're being punished for our good taste?


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Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 9: "Run Away, Little Boy"
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Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

Lorelai: Why are you being so mean to me?
Luke: I'm not being mean.
Lorelai: Yes you are. You're being mean.
Luke: Sookie, am I being mean?
Sookie: Well, I wouldn't pay you to put on a red nose and work a birthday party right now.
Luke: Thank God for that.
Lorelai: Why are you so mad at me?
Luke: I just think it's embarrassing.
Lorelai: What is so embarrassing?
Luke: You running around with that kid.
Lorelai: I wasn't running, he's not a kid. We had dinner. You say Chuck E. Cheese, I'll break your nose.
Luke: Hey, I'm not gonna say anything. You go live your life as you please. I got work to do.
(He walks away leaving a confused Lorelai behind)

Rory: So how'd it go?
Lorelai: Well
Rory: Aww.
Lorelai: You know, we talked about all the things we had in common and then the salad came.
Rory: Not a soul mate?
Lorelai: He's never seen Ab Fab.
Rory: Definitely not a soul mate.
Lorelai: Plus, he's outdoorsy. Remember that Meryl Streep movie where she and her family take a rafting trip and then psycho Kevin Bacon forces them to take 'em down the river?
Rory: Yeah.
Lorelai: Okay, that's his dream vacation, minus Kevin Bacon.
Rory: Wow.
Lorelai: Whereas mine is Kevin Bacon, minus the river, so...