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Michael and Lindsay try to prove how charitable they are to each other; Gob demands George Michael's respect; Buster tries to avoid Lucille Two.

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5

Arrested Development Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

George Michael: Save yourself. I'll take the hit. My record's clean. Well, I got my bike seat stolen once, but I don't think it counts on your record if you're the victim. I mean, there is a record, but it's not like --
Maeby: Yeah, thanks. I'll take the rap next time we do something like this, okay?

(loudly) Well, how embarrassing. My own brother buying me? I'd rather die. (whispers to Michael) Thank you. Maybe you're not that selfish.

Lindsay
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