Californication Reviews

Lots of loose ends were tied up in the most recent episode of Californication, titled "Comings and Goings." Check out our review of the episode, relive all the moments in our recap and our favorite quotes from the episode.
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In tonight's episode of Californication, titled "Mr. Bad Example," Hank and Karen are dealing with the fall-out of Hank's affair with Felicia Koons, as things get messy between Becca and best friend Chelsea. Check out our review of the episode, along with the full recap and our favorite quotes.
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Tonight's episode of Californication is called "Slow Happy Boys," but it's another installment of men behaving badly, with Hank and Charlie doing their usual thing and guest star Kevin Corrigan playing Hank's wayward former best-friend, Mike Zlosowski, or "Zlos."
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In this week's episode of Californication, titled "Zoso", Hank is quite the lady killer - for a change. We've reviewed the show and recapped all the details in our episode guide.
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Californication Quotes

Welcome to the place where time stands still, where whiskey flows and always will. Your liver never pickles your heart never aches. You can fuck till your dick is cunt-ent.

Lou

I feel like the good lord himself picked me up with his bare hands, laid me down on a bed of rusty nails, pinned my ankles behind my ears and just stuck it in. No Vaseline no lube no nothin. Not even a little spittle. That mother fu-ker just took his Darth Vader helmet, that big Darth Vader helmet and just rammed it home. He wrecked my pretty little virgin a--hole, my sweet little brown bud. Pulled out, came on my t-ts, wiped his di-k on the curtains and left me for dead. That's just me. How bout you guys?

Hank