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After offending his wife, Larry tries to buy a gift to smooth things over.  However, his shabby appearance ruin his plans and he ends up spending the afternoon with a blind man.

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Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Cheryl: Larry, please, it's fine. I don't know what you want me to say to you.
Larry: How about, "honey, I forgive you, would you like to have sex?"

Larry: Excuse me. sir, could you do me a favor? I'm going to dial a number. If a woman answers the phone, just hang up, and if a man answers, hand it back.
Man with Cellphone: Are you putting me on?
Larry: No.
Man with Cellphone: What is this about? What are you...
Larry: I hate my friend's girlfriend. I don't want to talk to her

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