Gilmore Girls Season 3 Episode 22
Those Are Strings, Pinocchio
Rory graduates, and finds out her mother cannot afford to buy the inn since her financial aid for Yale has not come yet. Jesse calls Rory continuously, but Rory tells him she is mad at him for leaving her, not going to her graduation, and not confiding in her about how he was unable to graduate.
Lorelai Gilmore: [fitting Rory's new dress] Maybe we should bring it in a bit more.
Rory: Oh, sure, but first why don't you use a medieval torture instrument to crush my ribs and flatten my spinal cord in order to accommodate your sadistic wishes.
Lorelai Gilmore: Don't use subtlety on us, we're slow.
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Sookie St. James: Not crying.
Lorelai Gilmore: Crying a little.
Sookie St. James: Crying a little, but not blubbering. That's what we meant when we said no crying. No blubbering.
Rory: Thank you, Mom: you are my guidepost for everything.
Sookie St. James: On the verge of blubbering here.
Jackson Belleville: Not doing too well myself.
Lorelai Gilmore: Not you, too.
Luke Danes: I'm blubbering. You're freaks!
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