Rory: I just wanted to thank you. Luke: For what? Rory: The care package. It was really sweet. Luke: What care package? Jess: Uh, Luke, they're hitting the water line again. Luke: What? Tom, you are dead. You hear me? Dead! (Goes off) Jess: Wanna pay? Rory: Funny, I don't think Luke knew anything about the food last night. Jess: That'll be $12.50. Rory: Which means you lied about why you came over. Jess: I'm out of quarters, I'll have to give you nickels. Rory: You wanted to come over! Jess: I gotta get back to work. Rory: You're squirming. I've never seen you squirm. It's entertaining. Jess: Yeah?
Lorelai: Mom, you signed us up for a couple's massage. Emily: So? Lorelai: A couple's massage is for a couple not a couple of people. Emily: It's more efficient this way. We'll both be finished at the same time. Lorelai: Mom, do you know what most people who get these massages do about five minutes after it's over? They have sex, together, probably while wearing their robes.