Serena: So what does it say about Chuck? Blair: I couldn't be less interested. Serena gives her a look. No new posts. He's been MIA since he left town this spring. Serena: What does it say about us? Blair: "Ooh la la! Paris is burning and Serena and Blair lit the match." Of course your flame is hotter than mine. Everyone knows that the only guy who's been in my pants all summer is the tailor at Pierre Balmain. Serena: And whose fault is that? B, just as many guys have flirted with you. I just happen to have a thing for French waiters. Blair: And bartenders. And museum docents. Anyone on a Vespa or bicycle. Or wearing Zadig & Voltaire.