When Ted breaks Stella's trust by telling the gang she hasn't had sex in five years, their relationship becomes rocky. Meanwhile, Barney is desperately seeking a new bro and tries to make one out of a co-worker (Will Forte).
Ted: We can do it against the door. It will be hot. It will be like a three-way: you, me and the door.
Stella: Yeah, but then it's going to be weird between me and the door tomorrow
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[Marshall's cell phone rings]
Marshall: Hey buddy...I'm married Barney, I cannot be your new wingman.
[Robin's cell phone rings]
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