Victoria: I will tell you my most humiliating story. Marshall: Yeah, Victoria! Way to step up. Victoria: OK, it involves a game of Truth or Dare, a squeeze bottle of marshmallow ice cream topping, and the hot tub at my grandparent's retirement community. Future Ted: ... Kids, I tell you a lot of inappropriate stories, but there's no way I'm telling you this one. Don't worry, it wasn't that great... Marshall: That is the greatest story ever!