Barney: Stinson. Ted: Okay, the beers are here. Barney: Yeah, we're not gonna make it. Ted: Oh, come on! We agreed!... Did Marshall take his pants off? Barney: Yep, pants are off. Marshall: This is Wimbledon, Ted! I need the freedom and mobility that only underwear can provide! Cheerio!
Ted: What? We agreed! I suited up! Barney: You take too long to get ready. Ted: What are you talking about? I got the low-maintenance, just-rolled-out-of-bed look. Marshall: Which takes about an hour and a half of waxing, tugging and teasing to acheive. Barney: And then he starts on his hair. Ace!