It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 6 Episode 10
Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats
When the gang thinks it's Charlie's birthday, they try to throw a surprise party for the unappreciated guy. Dee is sent to distract Charlie with a spaghetti (spa) day at the movie theater, while Frank tries to organize the party. Charlie gets confused during the 3-D movie and attempts to leave so Frank ambushes him and takes him to real spa day. When they return, Frank reveals it's actually his birthday and the guys feel tricked and no longer care. At least he has his bridge friends.
Dee: You've been really stressed so I thought I'd take you to a spa day. Just the two of us.
Charlie: A what day?
Dee: Spa day
Charlie: What is this word, spa? I feel like you're starting to a say a word and you're not finishing it. Spaghetti? Are you taking me to a spaghetti day?
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Charlie: It's like whole generations of those things have died at my hands. Mothers, fathers, grandfathers, little baby rats.
Dee: Well, you know, keep up the good work.
Charlie: Sometimes, I wonder though, if our lives are reaaly more valuable than theirs. You know what I mean?
Dennis: Yeah they are. Our lives definitely are without a doubt.
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