The Retirement Party - Mike & Molly
"The World According to Peggy"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 12, when she hears that Peggy has suddenly decided to retire, Molly makes plans to throw her a farewell party.

"Immaculate Deception"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 11, Mike and Molly are in a state of euphoria when they realize they'll have the house to themselves for the weekend.

"Check Point Joyce"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 10, when Joyce refuses to take a breathalyzer at a check point, Mike has no choice but to arrest her for DUI.

"Hack to the Future"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 9, Molly must decide what to do when her publisher wants her to make a provocative change to her manuscript.

"Mike Check"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 8, Molly badgers a reluctant Mike to go to the doctor when she learns it's been ten years since he's had a checkup.

"Support Your Local Samuel"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 7, when Samuel gets word that his parents are struggling for money he considers moving back to Africa to help out.

"The Last Temptation of Mike"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 6, Mike feels guilty after he innocently flirts with a rookie policewoman and she appears to want to take things further.

"Molly's Neverending Story"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 5, Mike and the family become annoyed when Molly seems to continue to write never ending drafts of her story.

"Gone Cheatin'"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 4, Mike is upset with Carl when he invites Victoria to come along on their planned men's only fishing trip.

"'Tis the Season to Be Molly"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 3, Molly's upset when Vince messes with the family's holiday traditions and Mike might not make it back for Christmas Eve dinner.

Mike & Molly Quotes

Molly: We've got the house all to ourselves. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mike: Order pizza and make prank phone calls?
Molly: Yeah, baby!

I always go to Lethal Weapon. I'm Danny Glover and you're Mel Gibson with a thyroid problem.

Carl [to Mike]