"Pie Fight"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 15, Mike makes what may possibly be a bad decision when he celebrates reaching one of his weight-loss goals.

"What Ever Happened to Baby Peggy"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 14, Molly becomes annoyed when Peggy makes her do chores in exchange for enticing stories from the past.

"Buy the Book"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 13, when Molly's book finally comes out she's elated but becomes paranoid that no one will actually buy it.

"The World According to Peggy"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 12, when she hears that Peggy has suddenly decided to retire, Molly makes plans to throw her a farewell party.

"Immaculate Deception"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 11, Mike and Molly are in a state of euphoria when they realize they'll have the house to themselves for the weekend.

"Check Point Joyce"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 10, when Joyce refuses to take a breathalyzer at a check point, Mike has no choice but to arrest her for DUI.

"Hack to the Future"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 9, Molly must decide what to do when her publisher wants her to make a provocative change to her manuscript.

"Mike Check"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 8, Molly badgers a reluctant Mike to go to the doctor when she learns it's been ten years since he's had a checkup.

"Support Your Local Samuel"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 7, when Samuel gets word that his parents are struggling for money he considers moving back to Africa to help out.

"The Last Temptation of Mike"

On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 6, Mike feels guilty after he innocently flirts with a rookie policewoman and she appears to want to take things further.

Mike & Molly Quotes

Molly: We've got the house all to ourselves. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mike: Order pizza and make prank phone calls?
Molly: Yeah, baby!

I always go to Lethal Weapon. I'm Danny Glover and you're Mel Gibson with a thyroid problem.

Carl [to Mike]