The House to Themselves - Mike & Molly
Watch Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 11
"Immaculate Deception"
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On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 11, Mike and Molly are in a state of euphoria when they realize they'll have the house to themselves for the weekend.

The DUI - Mike & Molly
Watch Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 10
"Check Point Joyce"
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On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 10, when Joyce refuses to take a breathalyzer at a check point, Mike has no choice but to arrest her for DUI.

Molly's Dilemma - Mike & Molly
Watch Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 9
"Hack to the Future"
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On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 9, Molly must decide what to do when her publisher wants her to make a provocative change to her manuscript.

The Check Up - Mike & Molly
Watch Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 8
"Mike Check"
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On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 8, Molly badgers a reluctant Mike to go to the doctor when she learns it's been ten years since he's had a checkup.

Samuel's Decision - Mike & Molly
Watch Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 7
"Support Your Local Samuel"
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On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 7, when Samuel gets word that his parents are struggling for money he considers moving back to Africa to help out.

Mike Feels Guilty - Mike & Molly
Watch Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 6
"The Last Temptation of Mike"
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On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 6, Mike feels guilty after he innocently flirts with a rookie policewoman and she appears to want to take things further.

Nothing But ReWrites - Mike & Molly
Watch Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 5
"Molly's Neverending Story"
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On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 5, Mike and the family become annoyed when Molly seems to continue to write never ending drafts of her story.

Men Only - Mike & Molly
Watch Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 4
"Gone Cheatin'"
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On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 4, Mike is upset with Carl when he invites Victoria to come along on their planned men's only fishing trip.

A Very Molly Christmas - Mike & Molly
Watch Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 3
"'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
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On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 3, Molly's upset when Vince messes with the family's holiday traditions and Mike might not make it back for Christmas Eve dinner.

Writer's Block - Mike & Molly
Watch Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 2
"To Have and Withhold"
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On Mike & Molly Season 5 Episode 2, Molly experiences writer's block and risks losing her big advance.

Mike & Molly Quotes

Molly: We've got the house all to ourselves. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mike: Order pizza and make prank phone calls?
Molly: Yeah, baby!

I always go to Lethal Weapon. I'm Danny Glover and you're Mel Gibson with a thyroid problem.

Carl [to Mike]