NCIS Reviews

On this 250th episode of NCIS, Tony's father comes to town with important good news. Before he can tell it to his son, Tony shoots a man in Navy uniform and kills him.
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On NCIS, someone is selling faulty body armor, which is ending up with soldiers in Afghanistan - and the NCIS team is on a race to find the culprit before soldiers are harmed. Read our review for more.
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On the NCIS hunt for Parsa, Gibbs discovers that Bishop has a secret, which affects his ability to trust her. Read our review to see how it all ends.
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Parsa has escaped from the NCIS team, and McGee's girlfriend Delilah is in the hospital undergoing surgery. Read our review to find out how she makes it.
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One of Gibbs' old flames is back on NCIS to assist in the hunt for Benham Parsa. Meanwhile,there is trouble in McGee's romantic paradise.
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The NCIS team investigates when Marine and Navy officer's children are suddenly afflicted by an unknown illness. Is the case an instance of bio-terror? Read our review for more.
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What does Diane, Gibbs, Fornell, a rock-climbing instructor and a dead Marine have in common? Read our NCIS review to find out.
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NCIS gets a new player on the team this week. Read our review to learn more about NSA Analyst Ellie Bishop and the unique qualities she brings to the family.
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NCIS Quotes

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

McGee: You know something I don't? Working tonight and tomorrow night?
Tony: No, Tim. It's just that Zoe's parents are in town and they want to have dinner. I'm not ready for that.
Abby: So you deceived her.
Tony: I was put on the spot. I was not prepared.
McGee: Whoa. Hey. What are you afraid of?
Tony: I don't know.
Abby: They're probably really nice.
Tony: I'm sure they are. I've just never had dinner with the parents of a woman I'm seriously involved with.
McGee: That's not true. What about Jon Benois?
Tony: No, technically that wasn't me because I was undercover as Tony DiNardo, professor of film studies. I wasn't myself back then. Meeting the parents for dinner could trigger a whole chain of events.
Abby: It's just dinner, Tony.
Tony: You have dinner yet with Ranger Burt's parents? I didn't think so. Then put down the gavel, take off the robe and stop judging, both of you.
Abby: Okay.