NCIS Reviews

While still on leave from NCIS after the death of his wife, Director Vance discovers some startling secrets. What did he learn and how did it turn out? Read our review for more details.
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Something in the details of what appears to be a Marine's car accident triggers a childhood memory for Abby. This in turn affects the NCIS team. How does it play out? Read our review for more.
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The NCIS team deals with the aftermath of the deaths of Jackie Vance and Eli David. Meanwhile, Ziva is looking for one thing: revenge. How does it all end? Read our review for details.
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Ziva's father returns under mysterious circumstances on NCIS this week. Meanwhile, a man is found dead by a father and son while on a fishing expedition and the team is called to investigate.
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This week on NCIS, a Navy Commander comes home to find her husband dead. Meanwhile, Tony's father visits. Read our review and see how Tony dealt with that.
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NCIS Quotes

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

McGee: Rule number 70 - keep digging till you hit bottom.
Abby: McGee! There is no rule 70.
McGee: Well, I--
Abby: You just made up a rule. This McGibbs thing has really gone to your head. I don't even recognize you right now.