When Jerry gets stuck refilling the humming bird feeders, he ends up in the hospital as the supposed victim of a group of muggers. Leslie takes things very seriously and ends up meeting with the head park ranger, Carl (Andy Samberg) to solve the safety issues. When Leslie learns it's because the park needs more money, she goes on record stating that it's the government failing and suddenly they raise $2500 to fix the security.
That's when Carl gets a copy of a video of Jerry actually falling into the river trying to rescue a burrito and threatens to expose her on Pawnee Today. Leslie, trying to defend Jerry's honor (thanks to Mark's advice), gets Carl to instead discuss Avatar during the interview.
Meanwhile, in light of what happened to Jerry, Ron decides to teach the gang self defense. He ends up injuring Andy during a demonstration, causing Ann to care for him. She ends up getting very jealous when she sees all the stuff Andy does for April, who in turn also gets jealous. Love triangle anyone?