Dr. Wen: Christopher! Turk: Sorry, sir. I just can't believe Kelso chose me. Dr. Wen: Yeah, me neither. I told him to take Bonnie. Turk: So, then, why did he pick me? Dr. Wen: Among all the surgery residents, what's the difference between you, Bonnie, Todd, Steve, Eric, and V.J.? Turk: First of all, she's a- Dr. Wen: There it is. Turk: Wait, because she's-? Dr. Wen: Yep. Turk: She? Dr. Wen: Exactly. Turk: Huh? It's because she's a woman... Damn!
Turk: Dr. Kelso, can I bother you for a second? Dr. Kelso: Based on history, I'd say yes. Turk: I know for a fact that Dr. Wen recommended Bonnie. Dr. Kelso: Dr. Turk, I chose you over that nice young lady because we're going to be moving around a lot, and I can't be pulling over every two minutes for pee-pee stops and those nylons that come in plastic eggs! Turk: Dr. Kelso, don't you think that's a little sexist? Dr. Kelso: I don't know, sport? Is it sexist to hold the door for a woman? Is it sexist to keep the pretty nurses and unload a few uggos? The rules have changed so much, I just can't keep up. Tell you what: Let's stop jiggling each other's marbles. Why don't you decide who should go; that way, when you choose yourself, I won't have to deal with all this horrible guilt