Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17: "My Own Private Practice Guy"
J.D. likes his patient's private practice doctor, Dr. Peter Fisher (Jay Mohr), but is shocked to find out he's the reason Jordan and Cox got divorced. Janitor tries to flirt with Elliot. Carla begins to doubt her sexiness.
Pete: Hey, hey! Jack Daniels! What's crackin'? Look, my hot cousin, her volleyball team has a game tonight - tall girls, tiny shorts - you in? J.D.: Uhh, I think I'm gonna pass. Pete: Ohh, I get it, all right - you're still in Perr-a-reeno's corner. But that's okay, buddy! Look, just a word to the wise, all right? Just be careful who you hitch your wagon to. I mean that. (he spies a hot nurse) Yikes! I gotta go, okay?... Hi! Could I buy you a house?