"Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much"

On The Conners Season 5 Episode 2, Neville and Jackie have problems living together when Neville brings home his work, and Ben thinks Darlene is turning into Dan.

  • 4.2 / 5.0
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"Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double"

On The Conners Season 5 Episode 1, Darlene and Ben, and Jackie and Neville are on a joint honeymoon, but it ends up being a tension-filled getaway.

  • 4.4 / 5.0
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"A Judge and A Priest Walk Into A Living Room..."

On The Conners Season 4 Episode 20, the Conner house is decked out for a triple mega wedding but will all three couples make it down the aisle?

  • 4.8 / 5.0
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"Three Ring Circus"

On The Conners Season 4 Episode 19, Ben and Darlene plan to share their good news but Neville and Jackie, and Aldo and Harris share some of their own.

  • 4.7 / 5.0
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"The Best Laid Plans, a Contrabassoon and a Sinking Feeling"

On The Conners Season 4 Episode 18, Lou, a familiar face from the past, returns as Mark’s combative contrabassoon teacher, while Darlene reevaluated her future.

  • 4.6 / 5.0
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"Big Negotiations And Broken Expectations"

On The Conners Season 4 Episode 17, Dan gets help on the funeral home remodel after Louise points out that Dan's generosity benefits everyone but her.

  • 4.2 / 5.0
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"Gus Pump, House Dump, and Stew Volcano"

On The Conners Season 4 Episode 16, Darlene searches for a home that she and Becky can afford while Jackie rethinks her future at the Lunch Box.

  • 4.3 / 5.0
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"Messy Situation, Miscommunication and Academic Probation"

On The Conners Season 4 Episode 15, Dan and Darlene check-in on Chuck and learn heartbreaking news about his family while Becky reevaluates her relationship.

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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"Triggered"

On The Conners Season 4 Episode 14, the family ends up locked down in their home and terrified due to a shooting incident in the neighborhood.

  • 4.7 / 5.0
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"Sex, Lies, and House Hunting"

On The Conners Season 4 Episode 13, Ben pretends to be Darlene's partner so she can buy a house, while Becky and Prof. Davis keep their relationship a secret.

  • 3.7 / 5.0
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The Conners Quotes

Mark: It's been three weeks since Grannie Rosie's funeral, why are people still giving us casseroles?
Harris: And why do people bring casseroles when somebody dies?

Jackie: What was this, tuna casserole or potato salad?
Darlene: It doesn't matter. It's just stuff and mayonnaise.