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Regional Manager Michael Scott learns his branch may be downsized and tries, unsuccessfully, to hide this information from his staff. Meanwhile, sales rep Jim flirts with Pam, the pretty receptionist, and deals with Dwight, the annoying worker who sits next to him. It's all captured by a faux documentary film crew who observes the office.

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The Office Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Michael: Ah, This is our receptionist, Pam. PAM! PAM PAM! Pam Beesly. Uh, Pam has been with us, um, for forever... Right, Pam?
Pam: Well, I don't know...
Michael: If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago! [growls]
Pam: What?
Michael: Uh, any messages?

[on the phone] All right, done deal! Thank you very much sir! You are a gentleman and a scholar! [pause] Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry. My mistake. [hangs up] That was a woman I was talking to... so, she had a very low voice. Probably a smoker. So that's the way it's done!

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