(Bart's found cell phone rings) Bart: Hello? Bart Simpson. Denis Leary: This is Denis Leary, you little puke! When I find you, I'm gonna tear your heart out with two fingers! I know how to do it, too. I learned it for my show. Bart: Which one? The one that got canceled, or the one that's gonna get canceled?
(Bart prank calls Hawaii.) Hawaiian Bartender: Aloha. Bart: Aloha to you. I'm looking for Maya. Last name Normousbutt. Hawaiian Bartender: Hang on. I'll check. Uh, has anyone seen Maya Normousbutt? (Bar patrons laugh.)