The Simpsons Reviews

On the week's The Simpsons, Homer's callous treatment of Santa's Little Helper leads Grampa to tell the family about his childhood dog. Read the review to find why Homer's never loved a dog since.
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Homer discovers a message of hope in his own backyard on this week's The Simpsons. Read our review and find out how a simple story can really brighten an otherwise dull night.
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On this week's The Simpsons, Marge wants another baby, but Homer is less sure about the family addition. Read our review to see whether another Simpson will be joining the clan.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Sir, I got carsick in your office.

Ralph

Mr. Burns: (reading Homer's letter) "Dear Mr. Burns. I'm so glad you enjoyed my son's blood, and your card was just great." Why Simpson, you've made my day, you're a true gentlemen.
Homer: Well I-
Mr. Burns: Hello, there's more. (continues reading) "In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. You stink! You are a senile bucktoothed old mummy with bony girl arms and you smell like an elephant's butt!"