Quotables from Week Ending August 13, 2015
Carissa Pavlica
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There were a lot of similarities running through the week.
A Power quote noted Plan B and it was the name of the Under the Dome episode.
Two quotes made mention of Game of Thrones (See, you aren't the only one who loves the HBO show!).
And, more than one show had its finale, as Pretty Little Liars gave us a lot of down and dirty answers, Complications Season 1 came to an end, Major Crimes shut down the precinct until winter and True Detective Season 2 went out with a LOT OF BANGS.
What quotes were exciting? The only way to know is to flip around the slideshow!
1. Scream
Brooke: What are you doing?
Noah: I'm making a knife stick.
Brooke: A knife stick?
2. Hannibal
Poor Dr du Maurier. Swallowed whole, suffering inside Hannibal Lecter's bowels for what must have felt like an eternity. You didn't lose yourself, Bedelia, you just crawled so far up his ass you couldn't be bothered.
Will
3. Mistresses
My assistant is a half wit. She doesn't eat carbs, poor thing.
Ellis
4. Significant Mother
I wouldn't over think the outfit. I mean, there's no dress code at Chuck E Cheese.
Harrison
5. Power
Dre: You should have never let a boy do a man's job, man. What you wanna do now?
Kanan: Plan B, motherfucker.
6. The Strain
You're not gonna win Eph. You can't beat them. Now, don't be stupid or naive and end up on the wrong side of things. In the meantime, there's no way you're getting off this train. I'm getting the cops.
Barnes
7. Major Crimes
Have you noticed in addition to barbeques and children's birthday parties, backyards seem to attract murders?
Provenza
8. Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll
I hate that goddamn midget Game of Thrones guitar.
Gigi
9. The Real Housewives of New York City
The next time the press asks me about some of my friends I'm going to say, you know what, no comment. They're just a bunch of pain in the asses.
Kristen
10. Proof
Cat: How are you feeling?
Ivan: Like a million bucks. But I started out with ten billion, so...
11. Under the Dome
Big Jim: You ever hear of a library? They've got these things called books. If you read them once in a while, they tend to answer your questions.
Norrie: You want us to go to the library on a mission?
Big Jim: Well, if it keeps us one step of Christine, you're damn straight.
12. Ray Donovan
Paige: I tried to hard for my father's approval, and he preferred feeling needed over feeling proud.
Ray: Maybe you should have just kidnapped yourself.
13. Rookie Blue
Sam: When have you ever known me to do the sensible thing?
Oliver: Well, you're marrying Andy McNally.
Sam: OK, one time.
14. Masters of Sex
Edna: I'm so proud of you.
Virginia: You are?
Edna: All you've got to do is get him to leave his wife and marry you. You're so close. Strike while the iron is hot, and don't give him a chance to get tired of you.
15. Tyrant
Yes, I defied you, and you should thank me for it, because this nation is hanging on by a thread. And all you can do is talk about who ordered what and who defied who. For God's sake, you old drunken fool, stand down. Let me do my job, and maybe, just maybe, I'll be able to save yours.
Rami
16. Teen Wolf
Sheriff: No more bending the rules for anyone.
Melissa: Maybe you should learn to bend a little before someone breaks.
17. Suits
How dare you defile Game of Thrones by comparing Harvey to Jon Snow.
Louis
18. Rizzoli & Isles
No offense, but dude's super boring. He's an English major or something.
Roommate
19. Zoo
You don't have to do this. You're right, it's dangerous. But more importantly; if you were to come under attack by bears, I would be rooting for the bears.
Chloe
20. Pretty Little Liars
Hanna: You don't think that's Ali's chopped up body in those bags, do you?
Spencer: Hanna!
21. The Astronaut Wives Club
It's hard to go back to writing about the world when, for a minute, I was actually a part of shaping it.
Rene
22. Extant
Julie: We're gonna need a decent alibi in shutting Lucy down. More money has gone into her than most fighter jets.
Charlie: You mean 'she went totes bonkers' isn't a good enough reason?
23. True Detective
Frank: You're a cop, a lady cop, right?
Ani: What gave it away, the tits?
Frank: I meant you're a lady. You got dignity.
24. The Last Ship
Leaders aren't born, they're made, and we all believe in you, Sir. Just give yourself time.
Jeter
25. Mr. Robot
Corporate greed is a trickle down desire that reaches even the bottom of the food chain.
Darlene in Fsociety Mask
26. Complications
I know how it feels to have something you did spin out of control, but don't make it worse.
John
