Elliot: No, Dr. Murray, I don't want any fries to go with this shake! I don't even know what that means! Noelle: Excuse me, Dr. Reid? Elliot: What? What!? You wanna ask me how many ceiling tiles I've counted this week? Or maybe you just wanna call me a name: Like "tramp" or "ho" or "slesident" - which, apparently, is half "slut" and half "resident". Noelle: No... Elliot: Then what is it, Noelle, what do you want? Noelle: I just wanted to know where the G-Spot is. Elliot: The what-spot?
J.D.'s Narration: I really missed living with Turk, but living with Elliot wasn't that bad. Elliot: Hey, roomie! I'm having the girls from my yoga class over for drinks tonight. And F.Y.I., Tina, the tiny brunette, just got dumped - and she's looking for rebound sex! Honestly, how could I be a better roommate? J.D.'s Narration: She could be half Turk and half Elliot.