Elliot: Laverne, did you pull up Mr. Thompson's old charts? Laverne: He was here like eight years ago complaining of the same abdominal pain, but as soon as he was given his pain medication, he went AMA. Elliot: What, he just took the drugs and bolted? Laverne: No... He took some towels, too.
Carla: Oh! And Laverne told me that Nurse Tisdale is sleeping with that married albino radiologist. Elliot: Oh, I feel so bad for his wife. Carla: Elliot! It's not about empathy, it's about judging people.