Pirates, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo?!? Looks like a must-watch Hawaii Five-O to us.
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Hawaii Five-0 Season 1 Episode 17 Quotes

I don't have a sentimental side, okay, and if I did it would be reserved for human beings. Not some junky machine.

Danno

Do I wanna steer? No. I don't wanna steer. I want to continue to push this hunk of metal up a hill in ninety degree weather! That's what I wanna do!

Danno