Gossip Girl Round Table: "Gone with the Will"

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As fans venture to our Gone with the Will" include memorable quotes, the next step for Chair, Nate and Vanessa, and when we will finally meet the mysterious Andrew ...


1. What was your favorite Gossip Girl quote from the episode?

DANdy: Jenny referring to Eric as "so conceited," with his immediate response of "you're so annoying!" Millions of Gossip Girl fans gave Eric an imaginary high-five for that one.

Mister Meester: It's kinda gross, but I gotta choose this quote: Jack: "Reschedule Blair." Chuck: "I can't. She's been a good friend to me." Jack: "The last time I had a friend like that I would up with gonorrhea." Chuck: "Suprax?" Jack: "Rocephin." My colleague Gossip Guy confirms these are actual prescription drugs that treat STDs! Awesome.

Gossip Guy: I really really hate Jack Bass, but I love Chuck's interaction with him. I think my favorite quote was the conversation between them at the will reading and they asked Chuck if he wanted Jack as his guardian. I don't remember the exact wording but the exchange went something like this "Curfew? None. Bringing girls home? Yes please." Now, someone please get me the exact wording of the quote so we can put it on the site. Sigh, it's so hard finding obedient minions.

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2. Where do Chuck and Blair go from here?

DANdy: To their neutral corners. But like Evander Holyfield, neither of these fighters will retire anytime soon. This relationship has more stages than the Tour de France.

Mister Meester: I can't wait to see what happens next in the downward spiral of Chuck (another amazing performance by Ed Westwick last night, by the way). But he blew it and Blair has had enough. That look on her face said it all. One day, perhaps Chair can be together, but in the meantime, I expect B to seek romance elsewhere.

Gossip Guy: Chuck finally looks like he's on the right path at the end of the episode when he came to Blair to apologize in the only way a Chuck can. Now if we can just get that Jack (B)ass to stop interfering maybe we'll get a Chair reunion next episode.

3. On a scale of 1-10, rate Nate and Vanessa's respective uselessness in this episode.

Mister Meester: Only 5 for Vanessa, since it sort of made sense Serena would "boyfriend snoop" on Dan and ask what's up, but a solid 8 for Nate's random appearance at the will reading and his sage advice to Dan re: the Gossip Girl story.

Gossip Guy: 11. Nate, you're supposedly Chuck's best friend and ran to his side just to hear how much mulah your friend was gonna make... but then couldn't make it to the brunch of your best friend? Wait.. yet you had time to celebrate some worthless anniversary (what is it, three-month?) with Vanessa? How could you honesty choose Vanessa over anything? I'd take a root canal over spending time with that waste of space.

DANdy: Considering my response when Vanessa said she and Nate had been dating for two months - "Wait... they're dating?!?" - I'd say 9.8.

4. Most unbelievable: A teenager named CEO of a billion-dollar real estate conglomerate, Jenny's hair, or Nelly Yuki being stealthy enough to gank Dan's phone?

Gossip Guy: Definitely Chuck being named CEO. I have no doubt his father would leave him 51 percent of the company, I mean that's just the natural order of inheritance. However, there's no way they would have given him an actual position in the company. Ownership and employment are two different things. As for my other two options, I'm going to go out on a racist limb and assume Nelly is some sort of ninja, and quite frankly nothing shocks me about Jenny anymore.

DANdy: If you can die in a war when you turn 18, why can't you run a billion-dollar company?!? Just beware of interest-only mortgages, Chuck.

Mister Meester: All fairly big stretches, but the revolving door of Jenny Humphrey-Taylor Momsen style is simply too much, even for a fashion-obsessed high schooler. What's up with the mini-side ponytail? Eric and Jonathan really need to stage an intervention.

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Once again, Jenny's hair defies comprehension.

5. So Andrew isn't dead after all. How will Rufus and Lily find this out?

Gossip Guy: I'm going to predict that Andrew seeks out Rufus and Lily via the search program that the lawyer references. Come on, why else would they have mentioned it?

DANdy: Two words: Nelly Yuki.

Mister Meester: A couple of theories: Dan and Serena start their own search against better judgment; Andrew somehow learns of Rufus and Lily's visit to Boston and seeks them out; Andrew enrolls at the same New York college as one or more of the Upper East Siders next season and the truth is slowly revealed.


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Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 15 Quotes

Nelly: We should at least tell Blair.
Isabel: We can't. Blair's with Chuck. Again.
Penelope: I'm really getting sick of how much time she's spending with him.
Isabel: His dad just died.
Penelope: Yeah, like a month ago.

Serena: Look, I know you've been avoiding me, but my mom called from Boston this morning and I asked her point blank. You have nothing to worry about.
Dan: Worried? Who said anything about being worried? What'd she say?
Serena: That there's nothing going on between her and Rufus.
Dan ... Oh.