[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.
Blair: I have an itch that only Chuck can scratch and he won't oblige unless I tell him I love him. Dan: You need help getting Chuck to sleep with you? Really? Blair: [to Serena] You hear the judgment in his voice right now right? Serena: He's working on that.