These Gossip Girl spoilers posted by E! Online yesterday concern last night's episode, so you already know everything. We're just posting in the interest of being as thorough as possible, and in case you want to comment on anything specifically ...

Q: Any news on what's up for Nate on Gossip Girl?

A: Nate's the center of tonight's episode, and hey, it turns out that he's actually New York political royalty. And as Spider-Man and the Kennedys already know, with great power comes great responsibility but not enough time for loved ones. Will Nate's family new obligations mean the official end of his budding love affair with Vanessa?

Q: Gossip Girl fan here. I want Blair and Chuck scoop!

A: Tonight's C-B kiss (yes, kiss!) on Gossip Girl is wildly hot and happens in the midst of a totally classic Bluck confrontation scene. You could even call it Blucking up against a wall! Truly, if your devotion to the Chair relationship includes any kind of tolerance for "angst," this is the episode for you. As for you Chuck-Blair hard-liners (you want it and you want it now), the kiss is not the kind of loving reconciliation you're hoping for. In fact, by the end of the episode, Blair and Nate's new thing is well underway. Sad face.

Q: How about some scoop on Rufus and Lily for once!

A: Rufus and Lily are giving Gossip Girl a Lost-style TiVo moment here. The two for some reason decide to make lists of their past sexual assignations, and Lily's list includes such rock star names as Slash and Trent Reznor. Save your screen grabs as a keepsake checklist for when the Gossip Giri spinoff-not-called-Lily premieres!

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