If a Gossip Girl hook up happens in a hotel room, but no one is around to care about it, did it actually take place?

Such a profound question can't help but be raised, now that E! Online reports that Blair and Jack Bass' New Year's Eve make out session will soon be revealed - but few people will care about it.

The site says the news "comes out, [but] barely makes a dent in the storyline."

Guess Chuck is so dismayed over his ex-girlfriend and his best friend getting it on again that past dalliances, even with a shady relative, have lost all meaning.

So, did Blair try the reverse cowboy with you? What about the wheel barrow?

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