If a Gossip Girl hook up happens in a hotel room, but no one is around to care about it, did it actually take place?
Such a profound question can't help but be raised, now that E! Online reports that Blair and Jack Bass' New Year's Eve make out session will soon be revealed - but few people will care about it.
The site says the news "comes out, [but] barely makes a dent in the storyline."
Guess Chuck is so dismayed over his ex-girlfriend and his best friend getting it on again that past dalliances, even with a shady relative, have lost all meaning.
So, did Blair try the reverse cowboy with you? What about the wheel barrow?