The Simpsons Quotes: "Treehouse of Horror XX"

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Last night we were treated to the annual Halloween special of The Simpsons which is now up to the "Treehouse of Horror XX."  Yeah, nothing makes us feel older than seeing two XX's after that title.

Luckily, The Simpsons proved that twenty Halloween specials were not too many and the episode proved to be a fantastic one.  The episode was broken into three stories: "Dial 'M' for Murder," "Don't Have a Cow, Mankind," and "The Musical."

Moe Seduces Marge

Our personal favorite was the second, in which the town of Springfield became zombies and the Simpsons had to protect Bart when they found out he was the cure.  Great episode and some great Simpsons quotes.

Here's just some of our favorites from the episode:

Homer Simpson: Lighten up ladies, it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume | permalink
Principal Skinner: Lisa Simpson in detention? My horoscope told me I'd see something interesting today, but I thought that'd be the horoscope itself | permalink
Lisa: Apu, how did you survie?
Apu: Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted meat and as a convenience store owner, I am armed to the teeth
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Marge: I can't kill her, she's Lisa's god mother
Apu: You can apologize in hell
Marge: I guess I could! | permalink
Marge: What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?
[camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy...]
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Kang: This is the best musical I've sene in lightyears
Kodos: Light years measure distance, not time! | permalink
Homer: Marge, can you still love a man that's half beer?
Marge: I always have | permalink

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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.