A Dishonest Bond - The Simpsons
"Do The Wrong Thing"

On The Simpsons Season 35 Episode 10, Homer and Bart become kings of the blue-collar sports circuit, but Marge suspects something dishonest in their bond.

Mystery on a Boat - The Simpsons
"Murder, She Boat"

On The Simpsons Season 35 Episode 9, Lisa must solve a mystery when Comic Book Guy's million-dollar action figure is "murdered" on a pop culture cruise.

"AE Bonny Romance"

On The Simpsons Season 35 Episode 8, when Groundskeeper Willie is kidnapped to Scotland, the Simpsons follow, only to find that Homer's worst nightmare.

"It's A Blunderful Life"

On The Simpsons Season 35 Episode 7, Lisa recounts how Homer was scapegoated for a power outage that plunged Springfield into darkness days before Thanksgiving.

"Iron Marge"

On The Simpsons Season 35 Episode 6, when Marge's heart is broken by a bad birthday present, Bart and Lisa must dig into their mom's past to fix it.

"Treehouse Of Horror XXXIV"

On The Simpsons Season 35 Episode 5, after Bart is turned into an NFT, Marge fights through the blockchain to rescue her son while Lisa hunts a serial killer.

"Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story"

On The Simpsons Season 35 Episode 4, a young college-dropout CEO bewitches Mr. Burns into putting up the funds for her highly dubious dream project.

"McMansion & Wife"

On The Simpsons Season 35 Episode 3, Homer thinks a new neighbor's kindness is a scam, while Lisa neutralizes Nelson after he goes on a bullying spree.

Sense of Dread - The Simpsons
"A Mid-Childhood Night's Dream"

On The Simpsons Season 35 Episode 2, Marge begins to feel an overwhelming sense of dread that she can't shake over eventually having an empty next.

"Homer's Crossing"

On The Simpsons Season 35 Episode 1, Homer volunteers to be a school crossing guard but due to too much funding, they become a force to be feared.

The Simpsons Quotes

Larry: What you got riding on this?
Homer: My daughter.
Larry: What a gambler!

Maggie? Oh, you must be sick. Let's see, what's old Dr. Washburn prescibe? Do you have dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum fever?

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