"The Girl on the Bus"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 12, Lisa tries to live a double life when she gets a taste of what life could be like with a different, more cultured family.

"Mad About the Toy"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 11, a PTSD episode sends the family on a journey to Grampa's past, to a time when he was a post-war toy model.

"Tis the 30th Season"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 10, Marge is determined to fix Christmas but Homer and the kids surprise Marge with a vacation to a Florida resort.

"Daddicus Finch"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 9, Bart feels he's being neglected when Lisa and Homer start to bond as they spend more time together.

"Krusty the Clown"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 8, Homer finds his new calling working as a TV recapper, but his harsh grading causes a brawl with Krusty.

"Werking Mom"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 7, Marge decides she wants a job, and stumbles into becoming a plastic food storage container-selling drag queen.

"From Russia Without Love"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 6, Bart, Nelson and Milhouse get Moe a mail-order bride on the Dark Web as they attempt to play hardcore pranks.

"Baby You Can't Drive My Car"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 5, a self-driving car company with a fun work environment comes to Springfield, poaching all of the power plant employees.

"Treehouse of Horror XXIX"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 4, Springfield is overrun by plant body-snatchers and Mr. Burns opens a retirement home with some Jurassic upgrades.

"My Way or the Highway to Heaven"

On The Simpsons Season 30 Episode 3, citizens of Springfield remember their divine encounters while God decides what merits a soul getting into heaven.

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

The Monorail Song
Lyle Lanley: Y'know, a town with money is like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!
(audience laughs)
Homer: Heh heh! Mule.
Lyle Lanley: The name's Lanley. Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea.
Mayor Quimby: Now wait just a minute! We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville! Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it!
Lyle Lanley: All right, I tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea! I give you the Springfield Monorail! (audience gasps) I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map!
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Monorail! ...
What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty & Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
(crowd chants "Monorail" softly and rhythmically)
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud.
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll all be given cushy jobs.
Grampa: Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken.
All: Monorail!
Homer: Mono... D'oh!