"The Way Of The Dog"

On The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 22, after the Simpsons' dog bites Marge, the family decides it's time to explore the tragic past of Santa's Little Helper.

"The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds"

On The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 21, Lisa makes a new friend who loves horses, but then becomes part of a circle of snooty young rich girls.

"Warrin’ Priests Part 2"

On The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 20, Rev Lovejoy uncovers the truth and when the congregation must decide whether to banish their new priest.

"Warrin’ Priests"

On The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 19, when Bode, a young charismatic new preacher shakes things up at church, Reverend Lovejoy investigates his mysterious past.

"The Incredible Lightness Of Being A Baby"

On The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 18, Cletus ends up becoming a helium tycoon, whiled Maggie reunites with baby Hudson from Playdate with Destiny.

"Highway to Well"

On The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 17, when Maggie goes to pre-school, Marge decides to get a job and ends up working at an upscale weed dispensary.

"Better Off Ned"

On The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 16, Bart bonds with Ned Flanders, which leaves Homer jealous, so he retaliates by trying to mentor Nelson Muntz.

"Screenless"

On The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 15, Marge implements a screen time limit for the whole family but realizes that she may be the one addicted.

"Bart the Bad Guy"

On The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 14, Bart accidentally sees a new superhero movie a month before it comes out and wields his newfound plot-spoiling powers.

"Frinkcoin"

On The Simpsons Season 31 Episode 13, Homer and Marge compete to be the topic of Lisa's "Most Interesting Person I Know" essay but she chooses Professor Frink.

The Simpsons Quotes

Mr. Burns: Oh, and one more thing: you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
Smithers Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment.
Mr. Burns: And the road maps, and ice scraper?
Smithers: They were in there too, sir.
Mr. Burns: Excellent! It's all falling into place...

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!