The Simpsons Quotes

You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.

Grampa

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

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The Simpsons Photos

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Street Festival - The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Videos

Happy Donut Day from Homer Simpson!
Happy Donut Day from Homer Simpson!
Homer Simpson Accepts Ice Bucket Challenge
Homer Simpson Accepts Ice Bucket Challenge
The Simpsons LEGO Episode Promo
The Simpsons LEGO Episode Promo