The Simpsons Quotes

Mr. Burns: Oh, and one more thing: you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
Smithers Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment.
Mr. Burns: And the road maps, and ice scraper?
Smithers: They were in there too, sir.
Mr. Burns: Excellent! It's all falling into place...

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

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A Tragic Past - The Simpsons
A New Friend - The Simpsons
Banishment - The Simpsons
A New Preacher - The Simpsons
Reuniting With Hudson - The Simpsons
A Weed Dispensary - The Simpsons

The Simpsons Videos

Happy Donut Day from Homer Simpson!
Happy Donut Day from Homer Simpson!
Homer Simpson Accepts Ice Bucket Challenge
Homer Simpson Accepts Ice Bucket Challenge
The Simpsons LEGO Episode Promo
The Simpsons LEGO Episode Promo