Best of Gossip Girl Quotes: "Ex-Husbands and Wives"

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Monday night's Gossip Girl saw a number of story lines unfold and many a memorable line uttered as the gang collaborated on a scheme for the ages - with high stakes.

As always, TV Fanatic has been compiling memorable lines for the web's biggest and best library of Gossip Girl quotes. We've added several dozen from last night alone.

Here are just some of our favorites from "Ex-Husbands and Wives" ...

Blair's Beautiful Dress
Gossip Girl: In this family feud, that's Van der Woodsens 1, Humphreys 0. | permalink
Chuck: What brings you and your mid-level entourage? | permalink
Blair: The two of you here together? Please tell me there's an explanation other than the Apocalypse. | permalink
Chuck: I'll be waiting on top of the Empire State Building.
Blair: You can't Affair to Remember me. | permalink
Eric: If you don't want to be a part of this family, no one is forcing you to stay. | permalink
Nate: Last year, Georgina pretended to be this rich Canadian to get Poppy, but things got all messed up when she turned her back on Jesus. | permalink
Chuck: [to Cameron] We don't expect you to keep up, it's beyond basic rugby strategy. | permalink
Blair: No way would another Upper East Sider schtup Rufus ... My stepfather is Jewish. | permalink
Jenny: I don't see what we need Blair for, I mean, don't you read Gossip Girl? Extortion's what I do. All day. | permalink
Blair: Who are you? House? I'm sure Dr. Van der Woodsen knows what he's doing. | permalink
Blair: I mean, who starts a courtship during the day, anyway?
Serena: Humans who venture out in light and aren't named Bass? | permalink
Gossip Girl: All I can say is this guy has some big Dior loafers to fill. | permalink
Blair: Serena, I have to tell you something. I've never been on a date.
Serena: What about Chuck, and Nate? And Chuck? And then Nate again? | permalink
Blair: Is there anything I can do? Dorota's family has Polish mob connections. | permalink

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Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.