Last night's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City was titled "March Madness." As in madness occurring during a march for Marriage Equality of New York (MENY).

It's a scary, scary world when Kelly Bensimon is the voice of reason, but when Sonja Morgan tries to make this event all about Sonja Morgan, that's what we've devolved into.

In a word, wackadoos. That's what these women are.

That about sums it up, and yet we've barely begun. For much, much more on last night's typically absurd episode, follow the link for our Real Housewives of NYC recap!

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