Californication Quotes

Atticus: The woman that you love is out there and you know you can’t have her. How do you even get up in the morning? Hank: Well the…

Hank: Have you heard from our literary pilgrim? Karen: No, only what she puts up on Instagram. Hank: Oh. What’s Instagram?

Lou: That’s the eternal dilemma isn’t it? Home sweet home versus the wild call of the world outside your door.

Marcy: Being a fu-king feminist is not about castrating men you cooky c-nt. It’s about learning to coexist with these dumb f-cks.

Hank: We need to sneak some drugs into rehab. Bates: That sounds fun. How can I help?

Bates: Use every chance you get children. Do not deny yourself, follow every instinct. Then sit down and write about it, but do not get…

Charlie: Who pissed on my pants? Who pissed on my pants?

Faith: Anyone can by cynical Hank. Dare to be an optimist.

Hank: Nothing like a sweet little Charlie Runkle coming of age story, to make you wanna stab yourself in the dick.

Hank: The person that I want to have everything to do with, wants nothing to do with me.