Eli Stone Quotes

Eli: You don’t have a suitcase, and the theme to The Odd Couple isn’t playing, so I assume Beth didn’t kick you out already.

Matt: Well, we both care about Taylor. Eli: Might be the only thing we have in common. Matt: Please God let that be true. Eli: You know…

Recertification Therapist: You had the aneurysm removed. You were quite clear that you wanted your life to return to what you consider…

Eli: Come on, you’re Nate, rock star chick magnet, mm? Probably be the first guy in history to successfully operate on his own brain…

Eli: Maggie, my co-workers already think I’m marble-deprived. I don’t think that representing a dog on my first case back is going to…

Patti: I’m sorry, Eli, but you cannot tell the people you work with that your life-threatening medical condition is back on an…

Patti: Are we suing Duke Ellington, Eli? Eli: Probably not. He’s dead.

Eli: This wasn’t like a regular vision, Frank. This was like someone spiked the vision punch.

Eli: Three thousand? What, dollars? Nate: American dollars. Eli: You talking to me? ‘Cause I can have you smited. I know people.

Maggie: There’s nothing in this file that could me want to abandon my mentor. Eli: Firstly, he’s not your mentor. Secondly, I didn’t…