Eli Stone Quotes

Eli: What? Oh, you’ve got vision fever. Nathan: Huh. I must have missed that day at medical school. Eli: You had a vision last week. You…

Matt: In court, you’re is daughter, Taylor. And any argument you make to a judge is going to lose credibility because of that. Taylor:…

Jordan: (to Eli and Taylor) Both of you, make your case in one sentence or less. Ladies and daughters first.

Eli: Is everything okay, sir? Jordan: No, Eli. My position as managing partner of my own firm is at stake, and it appears the attorneys…

Jordan: Eli, I understand you have a special affection for Ms. Dekker. Eli: Why does everyone keep saying that? Taylor: You’re kidding,…

Eli: Patti, you know that box you’ve been keeping for me with all the faxes and letters from potential clients? Patti: You mean the…

Taylor: He just needs a gentle push. Eli: Well, he’s your boyfriend, Taylor. Did you try the red nightie thing? That certainly convinced…

Eli: You’re the best, Patti. Patti: I assume that’ll be reflected in my Christmas bonus?

Patti: Can you believe how easily people are bought? Eli: The exodus has begun. Patti: Only the morally bankrupt and weak-minded. No one…

J.J.: I’m a swimmer. I don’t put alcohol or drugs in my body. Eli: Absolutely. I was a mathlete. We had a similar ethos.