Vanderpump Rules Quotes

Nikolai: It’s just beer. Did you guys go to a bar that night… how much did you drink?

Tom Schwartz: You’re one of the rare couples that have both have breast augmentations.

James: Raquel and I have a lot in common… we both like… to… eat food.

Jax: I feel like I need one of those push-cards. 5 surgeries and get the 6th one free.

Jax: I feel like I just sweated out all of that vodka. Kristen: I’m going to go home and drink vodka.

Kristen: My relationship with Jax is complicated. Jax and I are kind of like step-brother and step-sister… who may have slept together…

Stassi: I think Kristen is excited about going to Montauk, but I know Kristen has no idea what Montauk is. Kristen: Literally the only…

Kristen: It’s like folding SUR napkins all over again,

Stassi: It’s $18.50? That is so much money… for a rag.

Lisa: Why am I paying these people? They should be paying me for therapy.