Vanderpump Rules Quotes

Jax: If I never would have done all of that douchebagging, I wouldn’t be who I am today.

Jax: When it comes to this group, I can predict the future like Gandhi. Did Gandhi predict the future? Who is Gandhi?

Scheana: What happened between 6 and midnight? My guess is Stassi Schroeder and probably some tequila.

Jax: When I think back to my relationship with Stassi, I’m kind of reminded of that movie Misery.

Stassi: Scheana apologizing to Lala is like the victims apologizing to Charles Manson.

Stassi: I am ride or fucking die with those goat cheese balls. And my white wine.

Jax: You’ve got more balls than us.

Tom Sandoval: I’m overwhelmed with this emotion of just… pride.

Lisa: We do do to-go food, you know?

Stassi: I feel like that’s a section conducive to winter bodies.