Veep Quotes

Tom: I love you. Selina: I love you, too, Tom. Go fuck yourself. Tom: Selina, I mean it. You’re in my head all the time. You always have…

Kent: She’s having a textbook aneurysm. Gary: She looks like a goddess.

Gary: How about a hot soak with a Laura Mercier bath bomb. Selina: Is it going to explode between my legs and make me cum until I cry?…

Kent: It would reassure the people that look like him that, uh, the country wouldn’t be ruined by people who look like her.

Selina: And Mike works with the internet now, right? Tell him we got a big scoop. Ben: Texting him now. Kent: I saw him at the sundae bar…

Selina: What? How dare that smoothe shit sack cheat on his wife and risk his political future with someone who is not me?!

Reporter: Thousands of women have joined #NotMe and said they have never dated you and never will. Jonah: OK, thousands of UNATTRACTIVE…

Selina: Isn’t it astounding that the next president of the United States is getting chosen by a closeted ex-music producer?

Selina: OK. Well, I guess I need to go and congratulate him now. I’m going to choke him with that giant cock of his, see how HE likes it.

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