Eric Stonestreet stars as the hilarious larger-than-life Cameron on ABC's Modern Family. Cameron is Mitchell's partner and with him has adopted a baby from Vietnam that they name Lily.
Cam: I'm playing a drinking game. It's called everytime I feel depressed about something, I take a drink.
Mitchell: That's already a game. It's called alcoholism.
Cam: Why so much tape Jay?
Jay: Why are you wearing a sweater when it's 95 degrees out?
Cam: It's my Christmas sweater!
Jay: Based on those stains, you are the Christmas sweater.