Jerome "Chef" McElroy was a main character voiced by Isaac Hayes on South Park until the tenth season.  The character was removed after Hayes, a scientologist, did not approved of the "Trapped in the Closet" episode.  Before then, Chef worked at the elementary school cafeteria and often provided pearls of wisdom to the boys.

Chef Quotes

An anal probe is when they stick a big metal hoob-a-joo up your butt.

Chef

Stan: What's gonna be for lunch today Chef?
Chef: Well, today it's Salisbury steak with buttered noodles, and a choice of green bean casserole, or vegetable medley.
Cartman: Kickass.

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South Park Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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Vietnam was more like shoving shards of broken glass up your ass and sitting in a tub of tabasco sauce fun.

Jimbo