Resident Alien
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D'Arcy Bloom
D'Arcy is a local skiing legend who returned home after an injury. She's always looking for love and is best friends with Asta Twelvetrees.
D'Arcy Bloom Quotes
Liv: I need to talk to you about something.
D'Arcy: Is this about who made a big snow penis outside town hall?
Liv: What?
D'Arcy: What?
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D'Arcy: You gotta do something. You're an alien. I just watched you climb a wall. Don't you have any other special powers? Even ET could levitate toys and shit.
Harry: He is so special! ET could fly a bicycle! ET had a flashlight for a finger! Do you know what it is like to be constantly compared to that waddling sex doll?
Resident Alien Quotes
Sheriff: I'm Sheriff Mike Thompson. Everybody calls me Big Black.
Harry: Because of your truck.
Sheriff: Because of my... [chuckles] Oh, you funny, huh? Funny.
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Spring. The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, the sun warms the earth. Somewhere; not here. It's 30 degrees out, it snowed nine feet last winter, and four frozen sodas just exploded in my truck. Welcome to Patience, Colorado.
Harry
