Resident Alien
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on SyFyD'Arcy Bloom Quotes
Asta: I am so tired of playing parent to this alien child. It's enough to do it at home.
D'Arcy: Yeah.
Asta: What?
D'Arcy: Nothing. You're just not really doing it at home.
Asta: I told you. Jay and I are in a good place. I don't want to ruin that.
D'Arcy: Right. You're afraid to piss off the teenager who lives with us and eats my yogurt, so now I have no yogurt.
You know, for the first time in my life, I feel like I have what it takes to be a mother.
Asta: I'd rather be a martyr than a loose cannon!
D'Arcy: That is exactly what a martyr would say!
Asta: Loose cannon!
D'Arcy: Martyr!
D'Arcy: We're not having fun. We are choosing to stay single until we finish our mission.
Asta: Is that why we're single?
D'Arcy: God, I hope so.
if you do something special and nobody knows about it, are you still special?
D’Arcy
I just saved the world with a banana. How was your day?
D’Arcy
What if we fake Harry’s death? You can’t get evicted if you’re dead.
D’Arcy
D'Arcy: I'm glad I know.
Asta: Huh?
D'Arcy: About Harry. I don't want you to have to do all this alone anymore.
Liv: I need to talk to you about something.
D'Arcy: Is this about who made a big snow penis outside town hall?
Liv: What?
D'Arcy: What?
D'Arcy: You gotta do something. You're an alien. I just watched you climb a wall. Don't you have any other special powers? Even ET could levitate toys and shit.
Harry: He is so special! ET could fly a bicycle! ET had a flashlight for a finger! Do you know what it is like to be constantly compared to that waddling sex doll?
