Jimbo Kern is the local gun nut of South Park and is also Stan's uncle.  Jimbo runs the local gun shop, fought in Vietnam, and is an all round nut.  We love 'em.

Jimbo Kern Quotes

Vietnam was more like shoving shards of broken glass up your ass and sitting in a tub of tabasco sauce fun.

Jimbo

Stan: Uncle Jimbo, we don't drink beer.
Jimbo: What?!
Ned: Oh yeah that's right I don't think 8 year olds drink beer.
Kyle: I like chocolate milk.
Jimbo: Well, we'll be doin' plenty of drinkin' on this hunting trip. After all, hunting sober is like... fishing... sober.

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It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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Vietnam was more like shoving shards of broken glass up your ass and sitting in a tub of tabasco sauce fun.

Jimbo