Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofski, better known by his stagename, Krusty the Klown is a bit of celebrity clown in Springfield.  Krusty has his own children's program that is a combination of live action and the inamous Itchy & Scratchy cartoon.  We've learned that Krusty is Jewish and his Rabbi father disowned him when he became a clown, but the two later reunited.  Krusty also has a daughter named Sophie and has been married fifteen times.

Krusty the Klown Quotes

Hey, Mel. Bring me another nicotine patch. I think there's some space on my butt.

Krusty

Lady Exec: These are your ratings with young girls.
Krusty: If my writers knew how to appeal to girls, they wouldn't be writers.

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Bones heal, chicks dig scars, and the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world.

Lance Murdoch