Lenny Leonard is one of Homer's co-workers and good friends at the Springfield Power Plant on The Simpsons.  Lenny is voiced by Hank Shearer and is often portrayed as a dumb middle class worker, even though he posesses a masters in nuclear physics.  Also, Lenny is often alluded to as being in a homosexual relationship with his best friend, Carl Carlson.

Lenny Leonard Quotes

Homer: (writing on his hand) Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction, I think we should avoid each other from now on.
Lenny: (writing on his hand) Max, what I did was because of alcohol and anger...
Guy with huge hand: (writing on his hand) I am tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incidence occurred in 1956 when...
Mindy: Hi Homer!
Homer: Mindy! Uh...Ahem...
Homer's Brain: Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert...
Homer: Mu...Murphy... You, you are an elf... uncontrollably... I think!

Lenny: Are these business cards or passports to a better future?
Gator McCall: Those are business cards.

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

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Lance Murdoch