Lisa Marie Simpson, voiced by Yeardley Smith, is Homer and Marge's oldest duaghter and the middle child on The Simpsons.  Lisa is very intelligent, plays the saxophone, is a vegetarian, Buddhist, and definitely a bit of a young political activist.  She's basically the complete opposite of her brother, Bart.

Lisa Simpson Quotes

Lincoln, Lincoln. I've been thinkin'. What the hell have you've been drinkin'? Is it water? Is it wine? Oh, my gosh. It's turpentine!

Bart & Lisa

Lisa: What kind of artists are you?
Jermaine: Sandwich artists.

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. ---Woodrow

"Woodrow"