Principal Skinner

Principal W. Seymour Skinner is the principal of Springfield elementary on The Simpsons.  Seymour was actually born Armin Tamazarian but swapped places with his seargeant when he returned from Vietnam war.  Now he lives with his mother and has an on and off again relationship with Edna Krabappel.  His greatest nemesis is either Bart or Superintendent Chalmers, you decide.

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Principal Skinner Quotes

Bart Simpson, that is a rebuilt Yugoslavian engine and there's not even a Yugoslavia anymore. Bring it back at once.

Skinner

Lisa Simpson in detention? My horoscope told me I'd see something interesting today, but I thought that'd be the horoscope itself

Principal Skinner

Principal Skinner Photos

A Principal Mistake

The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Bones heal, chicks dig scars, and the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world.

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The Simpsons

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Seeing Ghosts - The Simpsons
Heading to Denmark - The Simpsons
Losing Their Spark - The Simpsons
Grampa Reveals a Secret - The Simpsons
Lisa Loves Jazz - The Simpsons
Homer and Marge Are Shocked - The Simpsons

The Simpsons Videos

Happy Donut Day from Homer Simpson!
Happy Donut Day from Homer Simpson!
Homer Simpson Accepts Ice Bucket Challenge
Homer Simpson Accepts Ice Bucket Challenge
The Simpsons LEGO Episode Promo
The Simpsons LEGO Episode Promo
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