Principal W. Seymour Skinner is the principal of Springfield elementary on The Simpsons. Seymour was actually born Armin Tamazarian but swapped places with his seargeant when he returned from Vietnam war. Now he lives with his mother and has an on and off again relationship with Edna Krabappel. His greatest nemesis is either Bart or Superintendent Chalmers, you decide.
Bart Simpson, that is a rebuilt Yugoslavian engine and there's not even a Yugoslavia anymore. Bring it back at once.Skinner
Lisa Simpson in detention? My horoscope told me I'd see something interesting today, but I thought that'd be the horoscope itselfPrincipal Skinner